A List Of Piss…
1.) People who BRAG. WHY are you bragging? Do you really think I care if you got a new iPhone or a new pair of expensive shoes? Um, no. Not really. Just because you’re up to your knees with jealously over me (for some reason) doesn’t mean I’ll reciprocate.
2.) People who text back “K”. WHAT am I suppose to reply to that? If you wanted to stop texting, then DON’T text back. “K” just seems like a waste of time and a stupid way of saying “I have nothing else to say so let me sound like an agreeable idiot.”
3.) People who “LIKE” everything on Facebook and seem to be EVERYWHERE. I always found it kind of creepy that people actually went out of their way to read something I posted on a friend’s page and comment/”like” it.
4.) People who oppose gay marriage. Like seriously. You have NO real argument. Saying God doesn’t approve or that the bible says blah, blah, blah, doesn’t give you or anyone the right to object it. Take the arrogant stick out of your butt.
5.) People who shove their religion into other people’s faces. If I’d want to be Catholic, Christian, Mormon, or any other religion out there, I would of done it a long time ago. I don’t need you to recruit me. It’s annoying and we’d get along so much better if you CALMED DOWN AND HOPPED OFF.
6.) People who try to sugarcoat things to me. I don’t need someone to spoon feed me bad news or treat me like I’m a dainty little princess. I can handle it. Just be straightforward.
7.) Guys who say it’s “in their nature” to be pigs. It’s NO excuse for treating others like crap and it doesn’t justify you cheating. You having a penis doesn’t give you a free pass to be an jerk.
8.) People who skip me in the lunch line. Seriously, I’ve been waiting here for a WHILE. Why in the world do you think it’s okay to skip me? Just because you’re tall and have the attitude of a barbaric animal, doesn’t mean I’m just going to relinquish my place in line to you. Get your royal behind to the back of that line.
9.) People who are embarrassed by their parents. They’re YOUR parents. Everyone knows they won’t be around forever, so enjoy them. There’s nothing wrong with being seen in public with them so stop thinking you’re such a cool kid.
10.) People who smoke and try to justify it with pity arguments. If you want to smoke, no one is judging you and those who are shouldn’t concern you. Just don’t go around trying to justify it by saying its better than using other drugs because while that may be true, it’s not a real legit excuse as to why you’re doing illegal substances.
11.) People who dress up their pets. Just because you have a dog the size of a mouse, doesn’t give you the right to dress it up with little dresses. It’s a DOG. People need to stop thinking of their pets as people.
12.) Extreme feminists. They’re just as annoying as people who think a woman’s role is in the kitchen and taking care of the children. Times have changed. Calm down with the hate, PLEASE.
13.) People who ATTACK other people’s opinions. It makes you seem like a barbaric beast who can’t engage in a normal discussion without foaming at the mouth.
14.) People who don’t get “hints”. Okay, I’m aware this contradicts one of my points, but seriously. I’m trying to say it in a nice away that I don’t want to hang out with you or date you or just generally be around you. Take the hint.
15.) People who post things like “I’m super pissed and wanna be left alone. Don’t talk to me.” And then the person who puts “What’s wrong?” I mean, seriously. If you want to be left alone, a social networking site isn’t the place to go. Just admit you’re doing it for attention.
16.) People who are full of themselves. I’m all for loving yourself and all, but stop thinking you’re the shiz. It makes you look like an a-hole and you’re probably your number one fan…
17.) People with dirty nails. Is it so hard to have clean nails? Even as a guy! I don’t know how someone could forget to scrub under their nails. It’s gross!
18.) People who think it’s “cute” to act clueless. Nah, you just look stupid so might as well act like you have some semblance of a brain in there.
19.) People who say their problems are greater than someone else’s. People deal with different things in different ways. Stop saying you have a harder life than mine when you don’t even know half of what I’ve been through.
20.) Backstabbers. I just wanna piss all over them.
When I was a little girl, I use to look up into the sky through my dad’s pick up window on our way to pick up my mom from her late shift at work. I use to think that as long as the stars shone in the sky, I could make wish after wish and they were guaranteed to come true. As far as I was concerned, I could make infinite amounts of wishes since I could never keep track of which star I’d already wished upon. I often wondered why I believed so completely that my wishes would come true, but there was just something magical about tiny bits of salt sprinkled onto the sky that made me forget my objections and keep wishing night after night.
Now that the years have slipped by, I stopped wishing upon stars. Not because they’ve lost their magic because I don’t even think that’d ever be possible, but because the older I get, the more I start to realize that doing something as simple as gazing up at the sky becomes a luxury for those who have infinite time on their hands. As a child, I never realized how fast time went by and how quickly situations and people could change. Time stood still as I looked about the sky. But now I’m lucky if I can even capture my breath for a mere minute.
This probably sounds like I another “I don’t want to grow up! I want to be stuck in that timeless luxury again” post, but it’s not. I actually wish nothing more but to graduate high school already. I feel that the more time that passes by, the more restless I become and the more I want to escape. I feel like an old library book some careless person forgot to return. I’m sitting in the back of that wooden bookshelf, gathering dust when I just know if I were returned, someone out there would check me out again and actually read me, but I’ll have to wait…at least another year to get out. What I would give to still be able to graduate early…
People say “enjoy your youth! Life is too short and you’re only this young and beautiful once!” But I don’t want to grow up. I just want to leave high school, not because I feel like I’m too mature or too “grown up” for it but because I’m SICK of it. I’m SICK of the people, of the atmosphere, of the same building and of those annoying tiny shoe box lockers! I mean, seriously! Is it so freaking hard to have BIGGER lockers?
I feel like I don’t fit in. I guess that’s the real problem, but no matter where I am, I know it’ll be the only problem. I don’t want to fit in, though. I simply want to get out. I have this one friend who always tells me I should be more “out there” but what for? I feel like most people I meet in high school are just generic copies of each other, as if 3,000 copies of the same personality in a different body were printed out. I guess we solved the mystery of the paper jammed copy machine.
Sometimes I lay awake at night looking up at my ceiling, imagining those stars…not wishing, but simply gazing through the roof at them. I remember all the haters, the fakes, the people who just don’t like me and I think “Wow, I think I’m more hated than loved.” Normally this thought would make me sad and I’d try to fall asleep to forget about it, but now I shrug and do one of those cynical laughters in my head at how stupid I was to actually care what these people thought. I use to make it my business to please people and now I wish nothing more to drive away in a vintage convertible with a license plate that says “SCREW YOU” as I make people cough with the dust my tires leave behind…